And We're Back..Again (as we often are, but such is life)
Congratulations, lonely netizen trawling through the interwebs in the hope that this magnificent (see scrumdiddlyumptius) literary work would come back to life. Your prayers have been answered. I'm just going to go ahead and pretend that the single page view that shows up once in six months is not me. Back to the point. Words and alphabets are going to start appearing on this small patch of internet that I call- Go read the name. Even the odd sentence might show up once in a while. And we get going with a post about food, often the beginning and end of all things.
*At this point I consider a monologue about food and how it is essential for life and how we all become food in the end. The rational part of me stabs myself in the foot with a conveniently placed screwdriver. I get it. No monologues.*
So, food. In this noble endeavour I am joined by my brother-in-arms ( cool call-sign generation in progress) as we try to do what we do best, eat and talk about eating. Also, anyone who mentions calories will be drawn and quartered. Just putting it out there.
*Mic test, check, check*
I understand nowadays people are concerned about their diet, so here we bring to your attention the restaurant which gives you the protein you need-
"IMBISS - The Meating Joint"
This restaurant is highly recommended for those who need their meat. Because with a name like 'The Meating Joint", I'm sure you were expecting a salad bar. With a home-like ambience, this is paradise for meat lovers.
*Insert picture of home-like ambience. Houston, we have a problem. We got a bit carried away while eating and forgot to take pictures. No cookie for us. You will just have to use your imagination*
Onward and upward. A descriptive menu. Jump to the sausage section. Those who love sausages must order their Signature Sausage Platter. With 6 to 7 varieties of sausages this is a sausage party you don't want to miss.
*Cue polite applause for a dad joke. Also, you imagine a plate of sausages that are to die for*
And for people who are need their burgers, we recommend the Meating Joint Burger (with a thick beef cutlet, bacon and a fried egg).
*A photo of a burger so great, wars are fought over it, minstrels sing about it and the gods take time off from releasing krakens to take a look at it*
Now that you've got your meat *snicker snicker* we recommend some non-alcoholic malt beverages to wash it down.
There you go. Enjoy yourselves, eat like you've never eaten before because most people eat to live but the ones (hopefully) reading this blog live to eat.
Cheers! Toodle-oo! Pip-pip!