Aaaaaand I'm Back! With some words on pseudo-intelligence and boredom

For the moment at least. I would like to thank everyone for their support and kindness. This would not have been possible without your invaluable help. And without that one meeting at work today. Actually it's mostly due to that meeting. In fact, it's all due to the meeting. The meeting in question being one where I had to listen to a day's worth of useful knowledge being disseminated by people more experienced and wise than me. And as is customary for me in these situations, I drifted. I had been itching to write something for a while, and what came to me then is a poem I'd like to call-

PSEUDO-INTELLIGENT NONSENSE!!

This being a nonsense poetry in the tradition of the likes of the great Ogden Nash. Feel free to use a dictionary.